Good Omens is legitimately the first piece of media that’s made me realise that I can actually be a 50+ year old man one day. Like I’ve never really been able to see a future for myself as a trans guy. It felt like this would just be temporary until life forced me to transition back into a woman, or perhaps I didn’t even want to be an old man because I’ve never felt gender envy towards anyone much older than me before, which made me start to question myself. But Good Omens changed that. I’m looking at Aziraphale and Crowley and I want that. I want to be those men, I want to be a 50+ year old man living his life as unashamedly as Crowley does and as comfortably as Aziraphale does. I want to be the 50+ year old goth boyfriend with a cool ass car and Queen records, and the 50+ year old flamboyant southern pansy with a bookshop and a permanent joie de vivre for all of life’s delights. I can finally see myself in 30 years time, which I’ve never allowed myself to do before.
Thank you Good Omens for the representation of older, queer men that I think we all needed tbh. I know I sure did.
So I was having a conversation with a friend about old anime and in the middle of it she forgot the word “canonical” and she instead inflicted a spectacular new aesthetic and slew of mental images on me by saying the phrase “Biblically Accurate Ouran High School Host Club”.
The term canonical does originally refer to biblical canon, so it is essentially a synonym for biblically accurate
Which is exactly why she used it! The problem is that I’m a feral agnostic and the connection I made was to the eldritch depictions of “Biblically Accurate Angels” so the image that popped into my head and that I’ve been compelled all week to draw was:
those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species
like??
tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs
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Fun fact: I’ve taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I’m not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I’m not NOT saying that.
Folks announcing they’re leaving Tumblr because they’re unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don’t blame you, it’s broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that’s adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.
imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
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